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Better Than Chocolate 2 by Nomi Tang

Better Than Chocolate 2

Claiming your toy is “Better than chocolate” is brazen, naming your sex toy “Better than chocolate” is just outright bold. But can Nomi Tangs little clitoral vibe really live up to its name? Can this little toy, which can easily fit in the palm of your hand, be worthy of such a claim? We sought to find out, and we liked what we found. Today we’re going to have a look at Nomi Tang “Better than Chocolate 2”. So grab some bon bons, lets get to it!

The Device

This little device is just that, surprisingly small. It measures a mere 3.5inches long and comes in at just shy of 2 inches wide. I’m pretty sure every picture of this device ive seen only does NOT do the size justice. Its tiny, like stick of gum tiny. After the initial surprise wore off and the more we thought about it, the more we actually thought we’d end up loving its small stature. Just an FYI, we were right.

Made of a soft silicone and completely waterproof, the Better Than Chocolate 2 looks like it was modelled after the shape of a manta ray. A thin design with outward curving wings, it easily fits in multiple places and is comfortable and not cumbersome in the least bit. This makes it nearly ideal for solo or couples play, and can easily fit many areas of the body, either sex. The only downside is because of its smaller size, unless you were wearing undies it is nearly impossible to achieve any sort of hands free play.

Being made of medical silicone, its always best to use a quality water based lube during play. Or just water, because this little vibe is waterproof and can be submerged in water. the usb recharger seems to push aside a silicone flap when plugged in, but when uncovered it comes back into place, making bathtime free for any worry about damaging the toy.

The one very interesting feature of this product is the speed adjustment. Aside from the 5 different modes, the Better Than Chocolate 2 freatures a slide bar which, when you slide your finger up and down, increases or decreases power. We found that it took several passes to make the vibe go from minimum vibration to maximum throttle, but did enjoy the idea of ‘petting’ it to make it more intense. Its an option thats completely different from the standard two-button designs, and as odd as it was, it was a welcome change.

Cleanup is a breeze with the Better Than Chocolate 2, a little warm soap and water will do just the trick, or a good toy cleaner. We LOVE silicone here at TeaseForTwo!

Our Experience

We actually used this as couples play, it makes a great tease item, and is surprisingly strong. It wasn’t obstructive enough to hinder regular intercourse, but wasn’t small enough to suffer in quality or strength. After using it, we did honestly find it to be more comfortable than most bullets. However, we like broad clitoral stimulation with pressure, so if you like pinpoint clitoral stimulation you might find yourself only using an end on this toy, rather than the entire toy. All in all it was fun, it was different, and it was probably not better than chocolate… but who cares, it brings orgasms. I guess that in itself makes it better than chocolate, but we would gladly take either!

 

 

The Verdict

Well Better Than Chocolate 2, lets see how you did…

  • Quality 5/5
  • Design 4.5/5
  • Strength 3.5/5
  • Innovativeness 5/5

92%! We like it! If all toys were this well thought out, the world would be a happier place. The only issue with the Better Than Chocolate 2 was that while strong, we would have loved more. Nomi Tang, you did not disappoint. At just under $90, this is a pretty good product if you are looking to add in clitoral stimulation into your regular sex, or just want something neat to be paired up with your favourite vibrator. We enjoyed, who knows you may too!

 

 

 

 

We we recieved the Better Than Chocolate 2 from Nomi Tang in exchange for a honest review.

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Blue Moon Glass Dildo Review

Blue Moon

We recently got our hands on the Blue Moon by Touch of Glass, and it is something special. Not only is glass in our opinion, one of the most underrated materials used in toys, but Touch of Glass really kicks it up two or three levels. Excellent quality, hand made, knock your socks off design, and all around gorgeous toys seem to be this companies calling card. There’s very little to complain about when it comes to the Blue Moon, and yes it’s going to be one of those “Why the HELL don’t you have one of these?!” type of reviews. So strap in, it’s time to howl at (well about) the Blue Moon.

 

Material

Yep, the material in this toy is so good, it deserves its own section. I’m pretty sure we could go on for hours about this glass, but we’ll try to keep it restrained a little bit. Touch of glass only uses the finest quality glass, known as borosilicate glass. So not that cheap soda-lime department store glass, this is the real deal. Not only do they use such high quality glass, but they use only the most pure, durable borosilicate glass. Simply put, when it comes to glass for sex toys, this stuff is the best of the best. It’s so tough, that Touch of Glass even offers a full unconditional lifetime warranty, and how many of your current toys have that?

High quality glass toys are some of the safest toys out there. Non-porous, non-toxic, phthalate free, hypoallergenic, easy to clean and it reads books to orphans at the library every weekend. It is resistant to bumps and drops, and realistically should not break, however if it does break it won’t shatter it will most likely break in two. If it does ever chip, please stop using and contact Touch of Glass.

It’s worth mentioning that the Blue Moon can be used with ANY type of lube, and in most cases none at all. You don’t risk damaging it with others, and all lubes wash off with ease. As far as cleaning the Blue Moon, use warm soap and water to clean. If sterilization is needed it can be run in the dishwasher, just make sure you give it a good rinse after.

 

 

 

Design

The Blue Moon is a gorgeous design, with three inline balls that leads into a length featured a raised swirl texture wrapped down to the end. We love texture, and this is a texture lovers dream come true.

We have to give real credit to whoever handmade this, it really is a work of art. It has a fair bit of weight to it, and really feels like a quality piece. The end ball is a stunning dark blue, and this toy is almost as fun to admire as it is to use.

However it does not have a flat base, so we encourage vaginal use only.

 

Our Thoughts

We really love the texture, quality and beauty of this piece. It has basically sparked an obsession with Touch of Glass toys. Gotta have ’em all! The first thing we did notice about the Blue Moon was the $85ish USD price tags. It is not cheap… But it’s also not cheap! You’re paying for quality and craftsmanship. It’s actually a steal when you consider that with proper care you could easily use this toy for years if not a lifetime.

The other note we did want to touch on is that, at least for us, it was deceptively small. Though this mostly our own fault, they do list the measurements on the store site. We knew what to expect, but it did still surprise us a little. With that being said it does the just extra well! We would love to see a wider version of this exact model. Nothing massive, just a bit bigger.

Oh yea, best thing ever… It comes with its own drawstring bag! Yay!

 

Size

  • Length. 8 inches
  • Insertable. 7 inches
  • Shaft Width. 1 inch
  • Max Width. 1.4 inches

The Verdict

Blue Moooooon, you saw me standing aloooooone…. Yea enough of that, it’s Verdict Time!

  • Quality. 10/10
  • Design. 10/10
  • Aesthetic. 10/10
  • Size. 9/10
  • Will we reuse? 10/10

98%, yea it’s that good! The 2% was just based on personal size presence so your results may very, we just thought it would have been the perfect glass dildo if it was a little wider. We really enjoyed the Blue Moon, can’t ya tell? This is probably the nicest and most fun glass dildo we have, and we love our glass so that’s saying something! Absolutely no question about it, we would recommend this toy to anyone and everyone!

 

 

 

 

 

We recieved the Blue Moon in exchange for a honest review.To get you hands on this wonderful piece, please click the banner above.

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Cherries Jubilee glass dildo Review

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Cherries Jubilee by Dreamtoys

Review sponsored by Lovedreamer

We always love glass or similar products, they are such fun products to work with and test out. They hold temperature exceptionally well, so depending on your preference it can start out cool and warm up with the bodies heat. Or start warmer and play as it cools. Really its up to whatever you want to try out, the skies the limit! However if you like something with some give to it glass is not the way to go as it is glass so there is no give to it whatsoever. So let’s get into the nitty gritty of this specific dildo shall we?

Product

The Cherries Jubilee is made out of Pyrex glass which is extremely durable, used in cooking vessels and surgical tools. However that being said it can become damaged when rubbed up harshly against another glass object or ceramics etc. Although, since it is glass, it is non-porous and relatively safe to use. It can be cleaned easily in hot water or even sanitized in the dishwasher. The glass surface is quite smooth except for the bumps and ridges and we found you definitely don’t need to use as much lubricant as with other materials. Lubricant wise since this is a glass toy you are free to use whatever lubricant suites your needs and the needs of your partner.

This is a textured dildo so if you don’t like texture we suggest you find one that more suits your individual needs. This measures at about 8 inches long with a shaft diameter of an inch and a bulb diameter of 1.5 inches. It is not to big at all in fact we really appreciated the size of this. The bumps and ridges were not to overly pronounced but enough that you definitely felt them. The whole piece is curved so it hits all the right spots with all the right textures.

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This was great for solo play and with a partner since glass carries vibration you can also pair it with your favourite vibrator or cock ring nestled up against it. We thoroughly enjoyed playing with it and putting it through its paces. So if you like a firm textured dildo we highly suggest giving this one a try.

 

 

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We recieved the Cherries Jubilee dildo from LoveDreamer in exchange for a honest review, to get your very own please click the banner above.

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Exxxtreme Sheets Review

Si Novelties Exxxtreme Sheets Review

I guess when we started reviewing sex toys we never imagined we would be reviewing bed sheets, but when we saw the Exxxtreme Sheets by Si Novelties we knew we had to try them out. Tough enough to play on, but soft enough to sleep on, the Exxxtreme Sheets were a huge hit with us. As a bit of a side note though, since we wet sent both the sheets and pillowcases, but they are so similar the review actually works for both. So let’s jump right in, shall we? Welcome to the Exxxtreme Sheets Review!

Product

The Exxxtreme Sheets and Pillowcases are made of a black rubber with a fabric backing. This means they are great for keeping clean and 100% waterproof. Anything spilt on the fabric can be wiped away, even oil based lube. They are also machine washable,which is nice. Just wash with cold water and detergent and hang fabric side out to dry. The manufacturer advises against any kind of fabric softener of bleach.

We put these sheets to the yeast a number of times. Not only in use but also just intentionally spilling stuff on it to see what it could do. Massage oils, lubes of all kinds, Nuru Gel, even a full cup of water. I’m happy to say it easily holds up through all of those. These are some pretty cool sheets.

The other thing Exxxtreme Sheets claims is that they are soft enough to sleep on, so we figured we would try this out as well. It is surprising how comfortable these sheets are. They are less tacky then I thought they were, and that’s probably because I keep thinking they are a vinyl material. We could probably nap on them comfortably, but it is the middle of June, and I’ll stick with my Coolmax style sheets, thanks. Ultimately it doesn’t matter I suppose, as these sheets weren’t built for sleeping. They were built for the wettest, wildest sex you’ve ever had. The kind that once you’re done, you could sleep like a baby I a bed of coals. Very few people are buying these guys with the thought of a good nights rest, but hey maybe it’s just me.

The Sizes

Exxxtreme Sheets and pillowcases come in almost every size to fit your need. The sheets themselves can be bought in Full, Queen, King and California King. The pillowcases can be bought in Standard or King. The sheets have a small bit of stretch to them, so they can fit easily over most mattresses.

 

The only reason I say ‘most’ is because we did have a small issue at first fitting it onto ours. We have a King sized box top style mattress, so in addition to the standard mattress it has a 3 inch pillow top. We normally can’t use standard sized sheets and have to grab the ‘deep pocket’ version. While this sheet wouldn’t fit totally on our mattress it did fit over the pillow top, and worked just fine. Not a huge deal, but it is something to be aware of. If you require deeper sheets, you may want to go up a size and tuck it just to be safe.. Unless you have a king sized bed like us, in which case it’s easy enough to make due.

Our Thoughts

How could we not love these? Seriously, they open up a whole new world of messy messy play that we were apprehensive about beforehand. Don’t believe me? Get a set, lube up and have the best slip n’ sex of your life. Other than wishing they were a little deeper on the sides, we couldn’t ask for more.

We were exxxtemely impressed with how comfy and how durable these sheets are. Our friends over at Adultempire are featuring these sheets for $113 for the queen size, and while that may sound pricey, we believe it’s WELL worth it. These things will be seeing a lot of use from us! Good job, Si Novelties.

The Verdict

It’s really hard to give these guys a number rating due to what they are, I mean for sex compared to other normal sheets they’d get a 100%, but we’ve never tried anything like it to have a comparison. They are magnificent and if they interest you in the slightest, get them today! Seriously, I’m not sure we’ve had sex this fun in a very very long time, and the possibilities are pretty much endless. We would easily spend the cash that these guys cost, so if you’re hesitant you can rest assured, it is a good buy.

 

 

 

We we recieved our sheets from Si Novelties in exchange for a honest review. To find yourself some sheets, click the Adult Empire banner above.

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Fleshlight Alien Review

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Fleshlight Freaks!  Fleshlight Alien Review

Review Sponsored by Fleshlight

We happened to be lucky enough to get a duo of things from our friends over at Fleshlight. They sent us exactly what we could have dreamed of the Freaks Alien addition of the Fleshlight and the matching Dildo. An eerie blue glow comes from these two and for good reason, they are out of this world.

Details

Fleshlight
Fleshlight alien review

This is made of Fleshlights patented super skin material it feels very realistic, not that we know what sex with aliens is like. Fleshlight also recommends a water-based lubricant with their products. We say why the heck not? Some of our absolute favourite lubricants are water based and since we don’t know what silicone lubricant would do we would rather not risk it. We love the fact that the super skin feels super realistic. They recommend using their cleaning product and please don’t use soap as this will cause deterioration of the fleshlight. They also sell a restoring powder which we can’t say we have tried but sounds interesting.

The sleeve design with the controllable suction, we love this feature you can adjust however amount of suction as you desire. Since this one came reasonably well textured we have to say a little more suction worked well for it and you could feel the texture better at least in our opinion. It is a tad oddly weighted just because of what it is but thats not a bad thing at all.

The design of the alien was awesome and we have to say it was one of our favourite things. A bright blue, triangularly shaped vulva was a perfect entrance to a whole new world of texture. We love when companies think outside the box and this was no exception. The texture inside was a perfect compliment and unlike the last one we had tried you could feel the texture almost immediately.

Dildo

Fleshlight alien review

So as a set we got the Alien dildo as well, which from Mrs Teases perspective was absolutely huge. Made out of platinum grade silicone this toy is a lot of fun, with a double head for a more interesting experience. Since it is made out of silicone we have to say for you to please use a water based lubricant. A silicone based lubricant will cause warping and damage over time and thats no fun. Since it is silicone as well you can use hot soapy water to wash it or use the top of your dishwasher, it works wonders.

This is a relatively large toy at least for our experiences, however it is also highly ridged. We have had issues with things being ridged and the ridges being exceedingly hard and firm this was not the case with this Alien Dildo. It was not an overly firm silicone so it made the ridges comfortable and pleasurable. Its appearance of a split head made for an unique time, like we said a little large for our liking but still super enjoyable.

Our Opinions

So what did we think? Well lets start with where we left off with the Dildo, Mrs Tease found if you warmed up to it it wasn’t bad. It was still exceptionally large for her at least but the texture made for an out of this world experience.

What can we say for Fleshlight? The actual Fleshlight was amazing as we have come to expect from them. The weirdest part, other than the bright blue alienness of it all, is that it smells great. We don’t know if this is from what the super skin is made of or what but we love it. We also found that unlike the other Fleshlight products we have tried that the texture of this one started almost immediately. This is a great thing for us as we are total texture people and that was the main problem we had with the last one we tried. We also used the warmer from fleshlight before use, and we have to say that if you don’t h ave one yet get one. This makes the experience so much more pleasurable to let it sit on the warmer for a few minutes before use, it’s like sliding into a nice hot wet pussy.

Recomendations

Well we would recommend the Fleshlight to anyone that is looking to jump outside the normal looking and try something different. If you like plain looking Fleshlights or masturabator’s then this is definitely not for you.

The Dildo we would recommend to anyone that is into size and texture as you will totally get that from this giant Alien. If you are not into size or are just trying things out or don’t like texture than this is probably not for you.

 

 

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Fleshlight Girls (Lisa Ann) Review

When it comes to male toys, there’s one name that has become a pretty common household name. Hell, I bet you $10 your dear old granny has heard of the Fleshlight. Seriously, go ask her if you don’t believe me. Who can blame her though, they boast themselves to be ‘the worlds most popular male sex toy’, and honestly, I’d believe it. Who would have thought sticking your penis in a flashlight would have been such a novel idea? Well, someone did, and because I love you all so much I thought, “Well, I guess for my readers I’ll stick my dick in a flashlight.” (Warning: I in no way advocate you stick your penis into an ACTUAL flashlight!)

For this review I tested the Fleshlight girls: Lisa Ann model, mostly because I liked the inside design featured on the box. Most standard Fleshlight cases are the same size, all except the Fleshlight blade I believe. The standard case is approx 10 inches long, 4 inches across at the wider area, and 2.5 inches down the handle. Unless I’m mistaken, all the different inserts (non-blade) are universally interchangeable, which is very nice due to the amount of options there is. You can pick up everything from standard model to stamina trainers, vaginas to mouths to anuses, pornstar models to their “freaks” line with the likes of cyborg, alien, vampire, zombie and more. The insert is composed of a phthalate free combination of mineral oil and rubber polymers. The exact recipe is a closely guarded company secret, affectionately dubbed “SuperSkin”. The outside case is a hard plastic, and comes in a variety of different colour options, such as black, blue, white, pearl, silver and even clear (for those narcissistic masturbators). There are accessories you can purchase like shower mounts, iPad adapters, sleeve warmers etc that I did not test out in this review. The weight of the Fleshlight isn’t bad considering size and shape.

 

So, the good? Let’s start there. The first time, and subsequently every time after that I opened this bad boy up, I noticed something very distinct. The smell! That’s right, this thing smells so good, the material they use is awesome to the touch, but AMAZING to the nose. Every single time I open this thing up, I spend at least a few minutes marvelling at the awesome aroma of this thing ( and I don’t care if that makes me weird!) I really wish all toys smelled this good.

When It comes to male stroker toys, I’m a texture kinda guy, and the more the better. The standard model, personally wouldn’t have been my thing texture wise, so I opted for this heavier involved insert. I’m actually quite glad I chose this model cause it works and works very well. It’s probably one of if not the best male strokers I have found yet. It’s insanely detailed, feels amazing, and really really works. I slipped this bad boy on and before I knew it, it was over. I’m not a hard guy to please, but there have been a lot of strokers that i could have easily fallen asleep while trying to get off. Not this one, this had me going, going, going and gone before I knew what hit me. Also, I can’t get over how well sculpted the outside vagina is, small touch, but I love the attention to detail.

 

It’s not all super peaches and roses in Fleshlight land though, but most all of my complaints are easily forgivable. First off, this thing gets cold, real cold. Knowing how much I do like this device, I will probably be ordering the warmer to go with it. If you don’t want to shell out the money though, a good bit of advice is to take the insert out and run it under hot water prior to use. If not, you will turn yourself junk into a penis-sicle. Please use warm water, and make sure you never boil or microwave this product, use your head guys! I also found I had to use a more than copious amount of a good water based lube, but that’s not a huge problem. After use, you can easily clean the Fleshlight with warm to hot water, no soap. The insert can easily be flushed, and if you absolutely need to give it a deep clean, a tiny bit of isopropyl alcohol will do the trick. Fleshlight also makes their own cleaner, fleshwater, that can be use in cleaning and care. Make sure you allow it to air dry afterward! While Fleshlight claims the material to be body safe, not knowing exactly the contents of the material could mean it could potentially be porous or even harbour mold… So please use every precaution and keep your toys clean! I would NOT RECOMMEND sharing this toy without a condom.

My only other real complaint with it is the insert I got, the texture part really doesn’t start right away, it’s very smooth and flat for the first bit before it moves on to the textured cavity. While this isn’t a huge problem, it would have been nice to see the texture come closer to the entrance of the toy.

My only other complaint was a personal one, having only seen the option to buy this model with a white case… But I guess it’s not a big deal. I just feel kinda of like I’m fucking a giant marshmallow flashlight, and I would have preferred black.

Price wise, i spent about $70 on mine, which I figure is a pretty good deal. I think I got more than my money’s worth, and would have been comfortable paying over $100 for it. I bought this item out of pocket, and if it mysteriously vanished, I probably would shell out the cash to pick up another.

So Fleshlight, how did we rank you? For texture I’d say 4/5, for price 5/5, for effectiveness 4/5, for marshmallowness 11/5, bulkiness 2/5, and for care and longevity 4/5. You did well, giant marshmallow fuckable flashlight, very well. I think I’ll keep you around. If you are looking for a good stroker, and you have the extra funds, I do recommend giving this one a shot. After all, how often can you say you fucked a pornstars flashlight vagina? Guess I can now.

 

I bought and paid for this item, and have in no way been compensated for it. My review would never be dishonest even I had been. As always, find me on Twitter @teasefortwo

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Mini Review: Fleshlight Warmer Review

Fleshlight warmer review

Fleshlight Warmer Review

Mini Review Sponsored by Fleshlight

We have done a couple Fleshlight reviews now for those of you that have seen and if not take a look, we’ve reviewed the Lisa Ann and Alien Duo. We have always said that it is clammy and kind of icky when you use it cold. So Fleshlight suggests running it under warm water, if you have that kind of time, or you could get the Warmer that they sell as an added feature.

This is pretty straight forward so there isn’t a whole lot to tell about it, it is a phallic shaped thin piece of a plastic covered metal, so it won’t damage your Fleshlight in the least. It also has a safety shut off feature so that if you do happen to accidentally leave it on it will shut off and not damage anything. That being said however this is not meant to be left plugged in for long periods of time. It comes with all the accessories that you need, including the wall charger and usb cable, and is a dandy way to warm up your Fleshlight before use.

Our experience with this was great, it didn’t get overly boiling stinking hot so that you couldn’t touch it but it was nice and warm. We liked this a lot better than running the whole thing under hot water, and it took less time to heat up and held the heat better. We agree with Fleshlight that their product is best used warm and would definitely recommend this to everyone and anyone with a Fleshlight. It’s actually a reasonably good price at around 35 dollars, or you can get it in a bundle on the Fleshlight site.

We would definitely recommend this to everyone we know that has a Fleshlight, this thing is the bees knees and we have yet to find any real down falls in it. We enjoyed it and we think that others with a Fleshlight would probably enjoy it too.

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The Fluffer by Primal Hardwere

The Fluffer

by Primal Hardwere 

 

Have to admit, we like the exotic shapes, and we aren’t super overly fond of the classic penis shaped dildo. We love texture, and love it when a sex toy is also a work of art. This time we look at something with both those qualities, the Fluffer by Primal Hardwere.

 

Design

So this is a simply stated dildo that is designed to be similar to that of a fox penis. This is perfect for anyone who is into unique shapes, designs or into role play furryism or any of that. We love love loved this exotic dildo. These are a premium made high quality silicone dildo, so as we all should know by now please only use water based lubricant with it. A water based lubricant goes a long way when it comes to silicone toys and most importantly won’t warp the toy. Since this is made with a high quality silicone it is super easy to clean with hot soapy water, dry with a lint free towel, because silicone attracts lint and furry things like you wouldn’t believe ( Trust us we have cats and dogs EEEEK).

 

We love that these come in a variety of firmness’s so you can pick whatever one you like. We are not a huge fan of anything super duper hard so we chose to go with a medium firmness and have to say that it’s almost perfect. Like they say not to hard, not to soft, but juuuuuuuuuust right. They also come in a variety of colours so no matter whether you like something more natural or something more out there they have the perfect one for you. We love something thats more out there and love that they can accommodate almost anyone.

 

Specifications

Okay for all of you that may be wondering exactly what the specs are on this well we are more than happy to provide them for you.

  • Total Length: 8.25″
  • Usable Length: 7″
  • Shaft Diameter: 1.67″
  • Shaft Circumference: 5.25″
  • Knot Diameter:2.5″
  • Knot Circumference: 7.125″

As you may know we aren’t super into size around these parts, however this one was quite comfortable to use and didn’t stretch anything to much.

 

Our Opinion

So what did we think? We thoroughly enjoyed this dildo, it had just enough texture to rub all the right spots properly and not scratch the pelvic bone or anything icky like the problems we have had in the past. We loved that this was not a super hard super firm silicone and that it did have some give to it. It made for a much more comfortable orgasm when you can squeeze and have something give a little with your body as opposed to not really moving at all. All in all we have to say that our experience with the Fluffer was a totally awesome one and we would recommend it to anyone and everyone, so if you’ll excuse me it’s time to go run up and down the street waving my Fluffer in the air!

 

The Ratings Game

  • Design : 9/10
  • Firmness: 10/10
  • Length: 9/10
  • Colour: 10/10
  • Desire to Reuse: 9/10

So how did it stack up? 94% pretty darn good if we do say so ourselves, yay Primal Hardwere.

 

 

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The Game of Sex – Review

From drinking to awkward positions. Laugh out loud questions to many many baseball references. This time up to the plate is The Game of Sex, an adult theme board game. Will it strike out or be a home run, let’s see!

The Company

These guys were exceptionally nice, they reached out to us and offered us the chance to review their game. After reading SluttyGirlProblems review of it, we jumped at the chance to check it out ourselves. We have had sex themed board games in the past, and loving those we were anxiously awaiting our mail lady person to drop off this box in particular. As we understand, this is all run by a couple, not a big business. So while not everything is streamlined, it’s easier to forgive certain things. We, however, were asked to give our opinion, the good and bad, so here we go…

The packaging and setup

We liked the thought that went into designing the storage of The Game of Sex, it is a very unassuming box that would fit in perfectly with your other board games. In fact, except for the title ‘The Game of sex’ printed on the box, you could easily mistake it for any other board game on your shelf. Trivial pursuit ain’t never been nothin’ like this, though!

Inside the box, it’s all nicely and neatly set out, which makes storage a breeze. The cards have their place, the pieces and dice their own, and the board site nicely on top of everything to make sure that nothing shifts too much. Putting away you game after use is a breeze, which is appreciated seeing as what this game eventually leads up to.
I mean, who wants to do much cleaning after sex? Not us!

Setup was simple, and after the first time I was easily able to set it up again in under a few minutes, no complicated mousetraps to build here. We do have one major complaint about the colour scheme. Black background with green and purple is NOT sexy in the least. The words in green were not the easiest thing to read and it came off as more ‘cheap looking’ than elegant. This is more of a personal preference, but I would have loved it to have been lighter colours, black and lime green…. Little bit of a mood killer.

The Rules, spaces and Cards

The basic rules of The Game of Sex are quite simple, set up the board, roll the dice and move counterclockwise. Depending on which ” base” you are headed to, you draw a card corresponding to that base.you then read the category of the space you’ve landed on from the card. As an example, if you just started for first base, roll and land on “single” space, you would grab a 1st base card and read the “single” section off then card? It’s easy to figure out.

As for the cards, there are four sets. They are 1st base, 2nd, 3rd and home plate. Each category kicks it up a notch from 1st bases’ mild teasing and kissing, to home plates’ follow along with a porno movie and full on sexual position suggestions. 3rd base offers some oral positions as well, some of which make this game very interesting.

Our experience, the good and bad

Gonna start with the good here. The Game of Sex made us laugh, it helped us learn new things about each other, and if you throw you inhibitions out the window, it makes for a fun time. Like I said, it was easy to set up and deconstruct. It can be modified it a million different ways to make it more interesting. If you ever wanted to be instructed on what to do to each other from an outside source, or have any interest in playing a sex themed, board style drinking game… You might just be their target audience!

However, we are not

We are not really drinkers, not really amused with the cheeky baseball references, we were very put off on the colour scheme, amount of additional props and we are most certainly NOT master yogis!

The Game of Sex wants you to use a LOT of props. Cuffs, floggers, booze, sauces, syrups, fruit, vibrators, porn magazines, porn movies…… just to name a few! Granted, you are advised that you can alter this in any which way to make the game your own, this is still a hefty list of recommended outside items. We would liked it better had it only required items included with the game itself.

Towards the end of the game, the 3rd base and home plate cards start having a “try this position” spot. Illustrated by what appeared to be multiple artists, sometimes the sleek silhouettes seem to grow facial features, appear like they are trying to grab something, or are spreading their fingers or toes in the V Spock hand gesture from Star Trek. With the 3rd base being oral, mostly, I think and… home plate being intercourse, the positions are pretty straight forward, while some of them are pretty far reaching. Although it did make for a good laugh, I refuse to even try standing on my head while receiving oral! Sorry, not gonna happen.

So if not for us, then who would we recommend this to?

If someone asked me to pay $30 for  The Game of Sex now that I’ve played it, I probably wouldn’t. Doesn’t mean it an awful game, they have reviews and award nominations that says it’s not. Just mean it’s not for us. I’d buy this game for newer couples looking to learn more about their partner, and even older couples looking to reignite. This game WILL teach you a lot about each other…. including just how flexible you really are!

We were sent The Game of Sex in exchange for an honest, unbiased review. If you would like to pick up you own copy, just click the picture above!

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Nomi Tang Infiniti – The Review

Nomi Tang Infiniti

So as many of you know we recently did a review of Nomi Tangs Better Than Cocolate 2. Long story short, we were blown away with how much we liked such a little toy. So after this, we were ready to see what Nomi Tang could bring to the table when it came to a full-size vibrator. Well I’ll tell you what they brought, they brought their A-Game. After using the Nomi Tang Infiniti, we began to realize that Nomi Tang really was a top class contender, and also wondered why they weren’t nearly as much of a household name as some companies that release products that are twice as expensive. This company really knows what its doing, and we are so glad we’ve found them. Today we look at Nomi Tangs rabbit-style vibrator, the Infiniti.

Packaging

While Nomi Tangs packaging may not be as high quality as some more expensive products, it is definitely top of its class within its price range. From the gorgeous both to the soft satin style bedding the toy rests on, we are almost not sad that the Infiniti doesn’t come with a storage bag. In packaging this nice, we are glad to store in its original box. That’s actually saying a lot.

Product

The Infiniti is made of a body safe silicone, is rechargeable, waterproof, features two super power motors, multiple different modes, and has a nice smart handle that we found easy to hold onto.

Body safe FDA grade silicone, that means this toy is great quality, doesnt have any risk of phthalates, and is non-porous. It also means that when you go to use lube with this toy, make sure that it is a high quality water based lube (hint: get some from Nomi Tang when you pick up your Infiniti).

The rechargeable battery is said to last 1.5 hours and takes very little time to charge. I will admit it was a little odd to charge the first time because while the charging spot on the vibe was easy enough to find, it looked to be covered in silicone. I wasnt sure quite what to do until I finally gave in and just attempted to poke it through the silicone. It went in just fine, having what appears to be a flap that moves when the charger is inserted and back in place when taken out. I can only imagine this is for the waterproof aspect of the toy.

 

Another cool feature about the Infiniti. it has not one but two really powerful motors, on in the gspot insertable end, while the other is in the clitoral stimulator. This also means that each motor has separate controls and can independently run the featured 5 different modes. Do you like long steady vibrations on your gspot but a short pulses on your clitoris? No problem, Nomi Tang has you covered. I hate to say this is an underused feature on most vibrators, which is a shame because it is awesome.

Want to know just how badly Nomi Tang stands behind their product? They offer a 1 year warranty on the Infiniti, which to me says they have full confidence in their toy.

Cleaning

Being made of ultra safe silicone and being waterproof also makes this toy incredibly easy to clean. Just spray with your favourite toy cleaner or antibacterial soap and rinse with warm water. No fuss, just the way we like it.

 

Our Experience

So, if I was shipped off to a secluded island and was asked to pick a rabbit-style vibrator, the Infiniti would be in my top 3 with a strong consideration for the number one spot. There is very little not to like about this toy. Seriously, if you find something, let me know. I guess more than 5 speeds would be nice, but honestly we prefer the sustained vibrations and generally steer clear of the patterns, but on this one we even liked them. Different people like different vibrators, but we loved this one. It is most certainly going to be coming out to play often!

The Ruling

So Infiniti, you know we liked you, but how much exactly? Lets have a look:

  • Design 5/5
  • Power 5/5
  • Friendly design 4.5/5
  • Battery Life 4/5
  • Reusability 4.5/5

92%! Pretty Damn good if you ask me.This is an outstanding product, why are you not buying one yet?!

We recieved the Nomi Tang Infiniti in exchange for a honest review. To pick up yoursclick the banner above.