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Why do we review sex toys?

Why DO we review sex toys? Why DO we review sex toys? WHY DO WE REVIEW SEX TOYS?! Well, I’ll tell you why we review sex toys!

I was asked this question today by a good friend. (no, I’m not shy about what we are doing!) Well, to understand, let’s go back. We have been married for a few years now, and together a lot longer. Having both always been not ashamed of our toys collection, naturally it was only a matter of time before they came out more and more during our sexual encounters. The more they did come out, the more we grew together.

Now when I say we love sex toys, I mean we LOVE sex toys.

No seriously, to the point where we would stop by our local shops AT LEAST once a week, to see if there was anything that struck us. We were young, dumb, and uneducated to what body safe materials we should have known about. I guess it was pure assumption that these large toy companies would never make anything that could go mouldy, harbour bacteria, or even cause infection. Immense, why would store sell them, why would companies do something so unethical? Money that’s why, it’s cheap. Cheap to make, cheap to sell, cheap on batteries… Mostly because it would break within the first use. There’s nothing wrong with the fact we believed everything was safe, like I said, uneducated. I’m not the first to believe it, I’m just trying to do my bit to be the last! In retrospect, that $20 vibrator wasn’t worth it, we should have spent more and got more. That $20 vibe is now gone, thrown away like the “cheap, broken, never should come in contact with human skin let alone be INSIDE one” piece of garbage that it is. If only we knew what we know now, I wouldn’t have spent all that money on dangerous toys, I would have bought more expensive, safer, more reliable models that give BETTER RESULTS anyway.

Newsflash people: as in most products, YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!

So, we set out on our quest to learn more about what is and isn’t safe to insert in our bodies, rub on our genitalia, consume, etc. Along the way, we added in my love to write, my love to socialize, and my need for a hobby… And voila, TeaseForTwo was born!

One thing we didn’t expect, we we started out to review sex toys, was how much closer it brings the two of us together. We’re closer now than the day we got married, and we have sex toys to thank for it. We have this site, our new friends, the companies we’ve been working with and most importantly, we have you to thank for it. We love doing this, and we love everything about doing this, but what really keeps us going is each other. This is fun, I mean, we get to play with all kinds of fun toys! Our love for this, though, is only surpassed by our love for each other. Find someone to love if you can, find similar interests (even if it’s dildos) and have fun, life’s too short not to…


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About Us

Hi there, and welcome to our site! We are a married Canadian couple living in British Columbia, we’re a young couple still in our very early thirties. We currently have one son who is under the age of ten and we are trying to teach other couples that you still can have a healthy happy sex life after marriage. We currently are celebrating our second year of ma and almost sixth year of being together. We are living breathing proof that no matter who you are you still have a great sex life.

we hope you enjoy our site.

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A Real Neat Blog


Listen here, sports fans! Apparently Lexi over at DeviantKitten nominated us for this real neat blog thingy! I’m super excited because I haven’t been called “neat” in over 20 year. So I’m gonna run through and answer the questions Lexi answered.

Pull up a chair…. Its story time!!!

Well Q&A time to be more exact.

Why did you start blogging? Has it changed over time?

Honestly, we started blogging as an outlet. I have written on other topics before and I find it a release. I think we were looking through reviews on a toy we wanted, and the more I read, the more I wanted to try my hand at it. The rest basically is history!

As far as that having changed, yes it has a bit. I still write as an outlet, but now for so much more. Now that we do this as a couple, we have grown so much closer together. We now spread the message of good sex after marriage, and we promote the use of toys between couples. We are also very passionate, as many of our peers are, about spreading the word of body safe toys.

If your site had a goal, what would it be? How do you feel you’re doing with that goal, right now? How do you feel you’ve done with that goal over all?

Honestly our goal is to have fun and meet awesome new people. So far mission accomplished and it gets better every day!

How has blogging influenced your life?

I know that I have said this, but drawn us closer together. It has made us new friends. Which is probably good, cause I’m not shy about it and my current friends probably think we’re insane!

What is your favourite part about blogging?

The awesome feedback, for sure. I wish we could get more of it!

Are you kinky? How did you come to this conclusion?

We thought we were a fair bit on the kinky side going into this…. We were oh so wrong. Although are showing more and more interest in kinkiest stuff. Electro play, kinda wanna try it!

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Easy, a fire truck! Next!

Did you ever see yourself as a ______ blogger? (The blank is for whatever label you give your blog. Sex, kink, dating, etc.)

no, not really, but I’m glad I ended up one.

Gotta ask one toy question. Name your absolute favorite sex toy. (More than one is fine.)

Probably the hitachi wand, tried and true. We want a rechargeable one so bad.

Last one is just for fun. Who is your favorite superhero and why?

Batman, obviously. I mean, who doesn’t want to be a billionaire playboy with gadgets and tights?

Ok, so I’m not sure who’s been nominated or not, but I want to nominate Reenie. Her blog is awesome and you can tell she just has so much fun doing what she does.

Also I want to nominate CarnalQueen if she hasn’t been picked.

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Ten questions anyone in a relationship should be constantly asking themselves.

10. Can I picture my partner and I growing old together?

9. What do I believe my partner loves about me?

8. Do I ever ask my partner what they love about me

7. What do I love about my partner?

6. Do I ever tell my partner what I love about them?

5. When was the last time we spent time just enjoying each other?

4. Do I try to put them ahead of myself enough?

3. Do I try to express my love enough?

2. Do I take the time to see our lives through their eyes?

1. What could I do to make my partner smile?

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The misadventures of the giant non-sexual dildo named Ned!

Born near the California border of Western Nevada, a dildo was born. But not just any dildo, a dildo looking for love. You see, it’s not that Ned couldn’t find women, it’s that no woman could tame Ned.

Having little to no luck in his hometown, Ned decided it was time for a change of scenery. So he packed up his balls, and headed North. After a brief stop in Seattle, and another crossing the border into Canada, Ned found himself amidst the mountains of beautiful British Columbia.

Having wandered over the mountains, Ned found himself to the doorstep of a couple who generously took him in. From then on Ned has just tried to fit in, adapt to normal life, and continue his ever burdened search for love.

Welcome to ‘The misadventures of the giant non-sexual dildo named Ned!’